Viktor, 49 - 29 мая 2013 15:15

— Do you speak English?
— Yes.
— Name?
— Abdul al–Rhasib.
— Sex?
— Three to five times a week.
— No, no… I mean male or female?
— Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
— Holy cow!
— Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
— But isn't it hostile?
— Horse style, doggy style, any style!
— Oh dear!
— No, no! Deer runs too fast…

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